I just can’t! I am so excited to share this post with you, My friend Lindsay of The Naughty Mommy hit it out of the park with today’s guest post. She created this amazing quiz to help you identify your Real Housewives Signature Drink. Lindsay is one of those blogs I read almost daily. She recaps all of my most favorite reality television shows and I just love her sense of humor and naughty mommy banter. Lindsay is not only of my favorite bloggers but she is also one of my buds. We travel to events together every now and then and the car ride is always filled with laughs, snarky remarks and a mandatory stop of Roy Rogers if we can find one.
Have you ever been lounging on your sofa watching Bravo thinking, “I could totally be one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!”
…and then you look down at your sweatpants and coffee-stained t-shirt and realize there’s probably a reason Andy Cohen’s not knocking down your door.
Well, a girl can dream! Take this brief quiz to find out which Real Housewife you are most like– and what your signature drink is!
Question #1: What is your dream career?
A. Birkin collector
D. Queen of the Universe
E. Serious actress
F. Pop star
Question #2: What one word best describes you?
Question #3: What do you look for in a man?
A. Free plastic surgery
B. A love of dogs
C. Someone who is a pushover
D. The ability to fight big and make up (maybe even get divorced and remarried a couple times)
E. Constant joke-telling
Question #4: What is your preferred form of exercise?
B. Clipping roses
C. Running your mouth
D. I don’t do exercise
F. Sex (at least 4x a week or whenever your husband wants it, really)
Question #5: What’s the one thing you can’t resist?
A. Shots (of Botox and of alcohol)
B. Your dog
C. Name-dropping your ex-husband in front of your current one
D. A camera
F. A sparkly bikini
Question #6: What do you detest?
A. When preservationists try to stop you from remodeling your island mansion
B. Fake flowers
C. Elevators, heights, planes, being without your husband, and conveyor belts
D. When men get involved in the women’s drama
E. Onion rings
F. Allegations that you were a stripper
Congratulations, you have finished the quiz! Tally up your answers to see how many of each letter you got and then get your drink on!
If you answered mostly A’s…
your personality matches best with Real Housewives of Miami‘s Lisa Hochstein! You love to shop and lounge around by the pool. If you had a theme song, it would be “So Rich, So Pretty” by Mickey Avalon. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The Gulp It! Twisted Shotz in “Porn Star” or “Miami Vice” flavors…perfect for the ultimate party girl on the go!
If you answered mostly B’s…
your personality mimics that of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Lisa Vanderpump! You’re a savvy businesswoman who appreciates the finer things in life and loves to relax with a cup of tea and a cuddly sex-monster named Giggy. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The English Rose Cocktail, a delectable mix of alcohol and Earl Grey tea!
If you answered mostly C’s…
your personality is much like Aviva Drescher of Real Housewives of New York City! You may only have one leg, but you still manage to find yourself in the center of lots of controversy. You are not afraid to throw accusations around, but you are afraid of most everything else. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The Green Hour, a cocktail made with Lucid Absinthe…because you’re not crazy enough already!
If you answered mostly D’s…
your personality is just like Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s NeNe Leakes! It’s your world and everyone else is just living in it. There’s no confrontation you can’t handle, and you’ve never met a camera that you didn’t want to film you. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The Leg Spreader Martini, because you are infamous for telling Kim Zolciak “Close ya legs to married men.”
If you answered mostly E’s…
your personality is similar to Heather Dubrow of Real Housewives of Orange County! You are a fancy, Champs-loving actress who gets annoyed by your husband’s lame jokes and love of onion rings. You are usually the one who keeps it classy and can be counted on to bring the hand sanitizer to a bachelorette party. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The S’Mores Martini with DIY Chocolate Marshmallow Infused Vodka…perfect for glamping in the woods with your girlfriends!
If you answered mostly F’s…
your personality mirrors Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Melissa Gorga! You enjoy singing, dancing, and a good sprinkle cookie. Sure, you may fight with your sister-in-law
all the freaking time on occasion, but when times get tough you’ll be the first one sporting a Free Tre t-shirt. Your Real Housewives Signature Drink is The Peep-Tini, because you are cute and sweet, but like to tease poor Rich Wakile with constant peeps of you strutting in your bikini.
Photos courtesy of NBCUniversal.
Seriously, how funny is Lindsay? I can’t thank The Naughty Mommy enough for today’s guest post. I am obsessed and I can’t get enough. I keep changing up my answers because I want to take the quiz over and over. Make sure to catch tonight’s Real Housewives of Orange County premiere and catch Lindsay’s recap tomorrow!
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